I appear to have made some enemies last night. Here is the run down of exactly how:
8pm- Pre-Party in my Room!! I return home from a meeting. Ratchel and a friend are jamming to the worst music at ridiculously obnoxious amplitudes. Drink of choice: whipped cream vodka with lemonade capri sun chaser.
9:07pm- "I can't believe we finished that whole bottle of jager"
9:30pm- Ratchel decides to reminisce her time at "spring awakening" (some horrible music music festival). This process is complete with videos, pictures, horrible stories of people on drugs and her proceeding to flip out over how she wishes she could go back, and how she stole some guys face mask.
11pm- They finally leave. Hallelujah.
3am- she comes home. with some dude. Turns on "it's always sunny in Philadelphia" and takes this guy to bed. after a few minutes of make out noises I have had enough. here is the convo:
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so as you can see I am a total badass kicking ass and kicking drunk, thirsty roommates and their random hookups out of bedrooms. Gosh turning on the light was such a bril move. The logic behind it, not only woulf it ruin the "moment" and show I meant business, but really I just thought, who would want to make out with that ratchet ass face with the light on??
"I know I sound like a bitch, but I'm never getting a job. That's what my mom's for."
9:07pm- "I can't believe we finished that whole bottle of jager"
9:30pm- Ratchel decides to reminisce her time at "spring awakening" (some horrible music music festival). This process is complete with videos, pictures, horrible stories of people on drugs and her proceeding to flip out over how she wishes she could go back, and how she stole some guys face mask.
"Spencer had ecstasy, and that's like 24 years cause its a federal arrest, or whatever"
"People hold up animals on a stick so you know they are selling drugs"10pm- Normal Party Departure Time. Ratchel is still dressed in only XXXXL sweats and some rag that is supposed to pass as a shirt in some cultures i suppose. She is in the process of fighting with both her mother and her brother simultaneously. She is fighting with her mother because her mother is mad at her for finishing an entire bottle of jager already and that she is going to fail out of college.
"I've had 7 history classes and I've been to 2"She is fighting with her brother because he is writing a paper and won't go out to buy her more alcohol.
"He says he has like a 2000 word paper due by midnight but no he doesn't. ok he probably does, but like he doesn't have to do it. I never go to class and I'm fine"
11pm- They finally leave. Hallelujah.
3am- she comes home. with some dude. Turns on "it's always sunny in Philadelphia" and takes this guy to bed. after a few minutes of make out noises I have had enough. here is the convo:
Me: That's it. I don't have to put up with this shit. GTFO.
R: We are sleeping.
Me: yeah that's why the TV is blaring at 3am and I have to listen to all this
R: I always sleep with the TV on
Me: Believe me I know, you don't own headphones.
R: Fine I'll turn the TV off
Me: this isn't about the damn TV. I don't have to put up with this. If you wanna "sleep" there is a couch in the common room. knock yourselves out. Just don't do it in here.
R: We can do whatever we want
Me: *turns on lights*
Dude: maybe i should just leave
Me: maybe you shouldExit Dude and Ratchel
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so as you can see I am a total badass kicking ass and kicking drunk, thirsty roommates and their random hookups out of bedrooms. Gosh turning on the light was such a bril move. The logic behind it, not only woulf it ruin the "moment" and show I meant business, but really I just thought, who would want to make out with that ratchet ass face with the light on??