Tuesday, September 3, 2013

The Aauunts in Frauunce

As if nasal voices weren't annoying enough when you have a cold, imagine that being your voice all the time. I would want myself dead. But i guess people learn to live with it. Ratchel certainly seems to. Her voice is like a 5 year old with a lisp crossed with a some one from a winter cold commercial crossed with a sloppy slurring drunkard. Oh and add a ghetto Chicago accent in that mix. basically her voice is metaphorical nails on a chalk board. here are some examples of common words I have to hear her butcher on a daily basis:


          • Red = Raaad
          • Mad = Maaadgg
          • I = aaayyy
          • Wait = wet
          • Bitch = baaatch (like a valley girl but worse) 
          • Mom = Maaaaaamme
          • Spencer = sponcer 
          • Text = taxxt
          • November = Novumber 



this doesn't even do it justice. suffice to say you will always know who that voice is coming from.

No comments:

Post a Comment